Hey, hi. I'm Andi.
And I'm stoked you're here.
The Clif's Notes?
I'm a photographer, comedian, entrepreneur, dabbler in things currently stirring up trouble in San Diego. I run a few businesses and do a few things, and this site is a catch all for whatever is leftover from my other endeavors' sites.
I'm currently selling shirts to help fundraise for a surgery, you can read more on that below.
BTW: I'm Writing a Book
I've had a lot of people ask me for it over the years, and it's finally in the works. It's full of my stories like the ones I've shared on Instagram and Threads as well as many others. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel the need to reach out to ask if I'm seeing a therapist.
Anyways, if you're interested in potentially reading said book when it launches, drop your email right here, and I'll keep you updated.
So What's The Deal With The Shirts?
TLDR; my health needs caring for and that ain't free in the US, so I'm selling shirts to pay for surgery.
The nitty gritty of it? I have to have surgery in 2025 to remove large ovarian cysts as well as my tubes. I have a high risk of ovarian cancer and/or cancer related to baby-making parts, and this surgery greatly reduces my risk. It's also necessary, after suffering sometimes crippling pain for 3 years now.
On top of all that, I lost everything this year, after being hit by a truck on the freeway, then developing MCAS due to mold in my apartment. Am I cursed? Maybe. I had to throw out everything I owned, clothing, furniture, etc. and move away from the city I loved. I've been slowly trying to rebuild my life, but my health is not what it was.
Despite having insurance, this surgery that I need won't be *free*, and I'm barely even beginning to recover from this devastating year, so I'm trying to raise money to be able to afford basic healthcare stuff. Ya know, life in the great ol' US of A kinda stuff. Livin' the dream.
I made some apparel for other godless, childless folks like myself, and if you relate, I hope you enjoy!
No Gods No Spawn
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No Gods No Spawn Independent Pullover Hoodie
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No Gods No Spawn Print
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No Gods No Spawn Beanie
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No Gods No Spawn Lightweight Crop Hoodie
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Interested In My Art?
I have some prints of some of my favorite photos I've taken over the years available, as well.
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Teach a Man to Fish
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Hummingbird in the Secret Garden
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Peach Poppies Watercolor
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Walk on the Beach on Film
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The emails you'll receive: new photo prints and paintings available, news about my book release in 2026, and heck, occasional updates about my health since you're here supporting me. If I end up traveling for comedy, I'll also update everyone on my list, in case I can meet you in your city.